Here’s a bit of dialogue floating through my head, coming from a doctor: “Oh my. Your symptoms are quite serious. Well, don’t worry. The cure is quite simple. You just have to masturbate for six month. Without orgasms. That parts important. Orgasms make it worse…what? You don’t think you’ll be able to? Well, I do have this medication, but there is a ten percent chance you will never cum again if I put it on. Are you sure you want to take it?” -Karen