Well two months, that really is very impressive, although i guess with two of them sharing shifts it helps keep you in order.
I do so like hearing about these modern arrangements – I mean, just 10 years ago it’d be most unusual to hear about someone having two daddy’s (sorry couldn’t resist).
What a pesky period, it’s almost like your body wants to make sure it stays denied, but that can’t be it, can it?
Just be very careful not to mention the fact that your period is the perfect time to put you on ‘anal only’ and whatever you do don’t let them read this:
Or you might all you get for the next birthday is permission to touch..