Dear James, After 16 straight days of edging, i came. i’m so sorry. i didn’t even realize it was happening until it was too late. i’ve never ejaculated before but this time, i did. should i be ashamed?
Absolutely not! #nomoresexshame
This is cause for celebration! Going over happens all the time, but having your first squirting orgasm is an amazing achievement, clever you! Now you can go away and work on squirting, without cumming! YAY!
This seemed suitably celebratory.
Yes, a bag pipe playing, unicycling darth vader, through a fountain, of course.