Make love to my wife and get her pregnant so she can focus on the new baby instead of dead me. I’d tell her to name it after me knowing she’d never dream of doing such a thing. I’ll be lucky if I get a middle name.
Check where all my life insurance documents are, do a quick check to see if I can up my cover.
Phone my parents and say thank you for all they did for me
Light a fire in our firepit and sit there with my kids giving them my final wisdom and telling them I love them for most of the rest of the time 
Say goodbye to you lot and to my nearest and dearest on Skype
Write a note for my friends to put on facebook, and then waste 30 minutes trying to recover the password to post it.
Take my wife to bed and go to sleep with her in my arms.

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