What are your thoughts on posting naked images of yourself on the internet on an account that isn’t connected to your real name? It’s something that really turns me on to think about doing, but I’m also afraid of possible consequences that might arise that I haven’t considered.

Hi Nudie Anon,

There’s a few bits of common sense involved, but otherwise, give it a go and see if it works for you!

Firstly is just understanding that the internet never forgets. Assume people are saving those pictures, and that they might turn up anywhere in future. Make sure that future you as employee or wife or mum or Supreme Court Justice is also going to like strangers wanking looking at you.

Because of that the key is they aren’t identifiably you – not because enjoying posting nudie pics of yourself online is something to be ashamed about, but simply because you just don’t know if you’re going to be happy to still have them associated with you in your future.

And when I say identifiable, it’s more than just your face, it’s tattoos, and the big one people forget, the room you take them in. If you’re going to do it, make the background behind you either really out of focus or ideally, just a boring wall or generic something that could be anywhere.

Let me emphasise again though, never let your face get in any pictures that go online unless you absolutely don’t and won’t ever give a shit about it. You’re no longer just battling people recognising you but also facial recognition tech is so good now you’ll be able to google someone from their face to find other pictures of them online before long. Yeah, that’ll be fun.

Having said all that, if you do find yourself in the situation where your pictures have got out, through your own choice or some fucktard spreading them, it is NOT the end of the world. Welcome to the modern age. It’s less than ideal but unless you’re dealing with deep cultural or religious issues with it, then honestly, welcome to the party, no one particularly gives a shit. I like Jennifer Lawrence way more after seeing her boobs – but then anything’s better than her acting…

Only kidding Jen you’re fabulous (there’s no way on earth she isn’t into edging, I shouldn’t piss off my celebrity followers, also I think she’s great.).

Finally, although I’m sure others have good advice too, you need to create a COMPLETELY separate online identity for it. Nothing that even remotely resembles ANY account you currently or will ever have. No similar usernames, no reusing pictures, a completely new email address. Use Google Chrome incognito mode and create a completely new online identity so you’re all safe and firewalled.

I’ve got thousands of followers on my new bdsmlr account so if you want to submit them to me here I’m happy to post them there, true for anyone, and because I’ll just copy and paste it’ll mean there’s no digital link anyone can follow and I won’t post anything where I’m not happy it’s safely anonymous.

edgingspace.bdsmlr.com for those not edging to it yet

I’m also not going to post it if I’m not convinced it’s you by the way, you can guarantee I’ll be happy with that by writing edging.space on your body or a note with it.

If you do that though, don’t just make it a photo, it’s way hotter to add a little comment for me to post alongside it, why this turns you on, how you feel about it going online, the thought of thousands of men and women seeing you, what you imagine them doing looking at you. Super hot.

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