My birthday is on the 18th of this month and although I have been edging since April and not cumming at all, I want to come on my birthday. Do I have your permission? Can I come just on my birthday and be denied every other day? I’ll even submit photos of my arousal to prove my honesty. Yours hornily, Eve.

Hi Eve,

Well it’s up to you. JuNO is a challenge you can decide to do anyway you like, but there are no exceptions to the basic rule. No cumming. You finish it by default if you do. Sorry sweetie. 

But if you’ve been denied since April, that’s pretty amazing, so I wouldn’t feel bad about ending it on your birthday. This is supposed to be fun, and that does sound like fun.

Your alternative is to ruin it, that would be really fucked up wouldn’t it… then you could still be on track for JuNO all the way to the end…

Or you could get a coin for your birthday…