OH MY GOD! 30 days?!! I didn’t say to do it for 30 days? Oh no, I’m so sorry. Okay, damn, calm down Ross James. You see if you do it for more than two hours for more than 28 days it completely removes your ability to orgasm.
I really should have explained that earlier.
I hope you enjoy being denied. It’s permanent.
The locked up cat is called Sisypuss
(This is the cleverest gif pun I’ve ever written, seriously it needs a post to itself, it’s THAT good)
You can follow brand-new-in-box now though, she welcomes converts to permanent denial with open arms.