Hi James here’s a story I know you’ll approve of! Last night I was masturbating with my favourite vibrator and I edged myself for a couple of hours before I decided to cum and go to sleep (I get off on denial but don’t actually practice it myself). I’d charged my vibrator before starting but it mustn’t have been plugged in properly so it started to lose its power. I kept forcing it but it kept switching itself off just as I was on the edge. It was LITERALLY edging me for me, but it wasn’t enough to even ruin, let alone cum. I got frustrated, gave up and grabbed a different vibrator. Also dead. Grabbed my rabbit vibe (I’m pretty proud of my collection) and it wouldn’t turn on both functions at the same time so I just used the rabbit ears on my clit. Was sooo close to coming and it DIED. (Clearly the universe was trying to tell me something). By this point I was practically growling and crying at the same time, it was 3am and I knew I’d never sleep. Had to hump a pillow until I was tired enough to just give up, had a terrible sleep and then I was super jumpy all day today. Clearly the universe is telling me I’m not allowed to cum, something I knew you’d approve of …

IT’S A SIGN…

So great, I love it, thank you @alone-time-needed