Umm, your punishment it so, err, edge for two weeks and do a few ruined […]
Tag: humour
I haaate masturbating/edging at night cause I sleep with my dog and I can’t get as dirty as I want without feeling like I’m affronting him. That being said, even when I’m just trying get off I end up edging cause I start feeling bad half way through lol
Weirdly I got a similar ask today too that might hold some answers: Dear jims […]
trans?
…substantiation? No, I think it’s a ridiculous concept. Why can’t bread just be a metaphor, […]
Ive been edging to cals curse for a few weeks now, what do I need to send you/do to be able to cum, will do anything, please.
I want a unicorn. Or at least it’s heart.
How would lesbian students at the denial academy be taught?
Exactly the same as all the other girls. All students signing up to the Academy […]
englishgentlemandom: lesbian-cumslut: Serious question guys. Why do you all want to send me pictures of […]
This isn’t an ask, but I just had to stop by and show my undying appreciation for your beautifully crafted sarcasm. Immaculate delivery, regardless of the subject matter. Can’t wait to see more additions to your sarcasm tag, it’s an absolute gem. ?
Look I even found a sarcastic bow! Try my humour tag for some sarcastic comment […]
Hello sir! What is this Cals Curse and where can I listen to it?? I keep seeing it being referenced…. thank you ??
Here you go: http://bfy.tw/H07z (extra patronising version! You’re welcome!) James
Hey do you want to trade nudes I have a big and hard af dick
You know I’m a guy, right? I mean, no one would be so dumb as […]
Hi James, I listened to cals curse, and it was impossible for me to come, until I thought about the guy that I like and I accidentally went over the edge :/ is there any way to prevent this? ~Liz
Hi Liz Tricky but yes. You need to edge lots and lots to hardcore lesbian […]