Weirdly I got a similar ask today too that might hold some answers:

Dear jims 

my owner keps doin werd stuf and it werdz me out (sorry for my speling im a dog) i luf her vee much coz she givz me fud and hugz but how do i tel her to do zat in thee showerz or when im not having slepy times?

Tank you

Ralphy (am i a good boy?)

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