Happy Independence Day! Ron always says it best. And a word from Her Majesty… Thank […]
Tag: humour
My first time getting aroused.. I was reading a book about a whore in a brothel (aged around 11 or 12, but I was a real bookworm haha read all kinds) and she wanted to get something from her cruel owner, so she straddled his lap, stroked his cock and basically seduced him into getting what she wanted. My pussy was throbbing and I had no idea why.
I think I read that too: No, not that one? How about this?
So, St. Margaret’s School is pretty popular among females, it would seem. But spoiled girls aren’t the only ones who need to be denied. Is there a school with a similar set-up exclusively for male students? Perhaps a St. Martin School for Wayward Boys?
Well I was going to set up a similar establishment for males where they’d be […]
What is the most common edging task in the entire world??
Surrounding herbaceous borders? Pound that edge, bitch!
Thought you might enjoy this recent guardian headline. It honestly took me a second to […]
Hi James! It’s Amanda – I accidentally ruined a little while back and you were kind enough to remind me it was exactly what I needed. I thought you’d like to know I’m plummeting off the denial bitch cliff into Denial Slut Canyon…I stumbled upon a lovely couple who put me in edge space last night for the first time and it was the most intense experience I’ve felt in so long. Shivering, crying, glowing. Thank you for showing me the door so I was ready to be walked through it.
Homer felt like the best way to celebrate! You’re so welcome, thanks Amanda!
Blocking you and unfollowing for being an alt right piece of shit
This might be the perfect response to that last post. Thank you (although if you’re […]