Tag : dildos

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Do you have any dildo recommendations for someone who’s never really got past one, sometimes two fingers? I want to get one but I don’t want you end up with something too big to use comfortably. Thanks!

I do indeed, it’s Lovehoney’s 7″ suction cup silicone dildo

It’s like Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way, (EXCEPT WHY IS THE COCK HEAD BACKWARDS? It doesn’t really annoy me every time I see it, I promise.)

Anyway, it’s gorgeously smooth, perfectly bendable, and purple, I mean what more can you want…

Oh yes, the suction cup, which means you can even stick it to things to fuck, which is great exercise and a very different experience once you get used to using it with your hand.

It’s a great width for slowly opening you up, and the curve means it hits your g-spot pretty much perfect if you use it that way around.

I know 7″ seems long but it’s the length of most vaginas actually, but more importantly if you do find you love sticking it to things (you will) then it gives you that bit extra length so you can still enjoy it even if you can’t get all the way to the base.

Lovehoney Europe actually have a 20% off everything sale from tomorrow over the weekend so it might be a good time to buy it.

Save 20% at Lovehoney EU (starts Friday)

Lovehoney UK and EU also have a whole set of toys reduced to £20 of 


 off so if those two deals combine you’re onto a winner!

Lovehoney UK £20 deals

Lovehoney EU 

€25 deals

The one I recommend above is that price anyway. So try it out and remember they have a really good returns policy and process so if it isn’t the right one for you, they’ll refund or swap it out more than happily (seriously, they’re such lovely women on the returns line, although you can just do it by chat).

The other key is of course using lube. As you stretch and get used to taking more than a finger in you lube is going to make a HUGE difference. It’ll make it feel better, much more comfy and more fun.

The final point though, is do this when you’re edging. Don’t just go in cold, be really horny and warmed up and it’ll be all the better. Vagina’s are amazing, they can stretch, a lot. Educate yourself on the hymen too (lots in previous posts on this blog) as that may need stretching too, but mostly the difficultly getting penetration is a combination of you tightening up because of being nervous and simply the very stretchy material of your vagina not being used to it. It’s like unfurling tightly wrapped material, it kind of sticks to itself a bit as you first open it up, but once you’re relaxed and get past that discomfort for most it’s an incredible feeling, especially when you can reach your g-spot, which you normally can’t with just your own fingers (what I call God’s little tease).

I hope that helps, let us know how you get on.

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Hi James! I missed out on the lovehoney offer :( but saw the sale is on and really really want a suction cup dildo. Your fault! lol Which one would you recommend? I have a vibe but nothing else. Anything else you’d suggest (esp if in the sale pls). Ty!

Hi there anon. Gosh there’s a lot of love for toys on here now. I guess since we can actually talk about them and show pictures then it’s a good topic for the new puritanical Tumblr…

Okay so before I get into the sale let me mention something I spotted while browsing in the Deal of the Day (for both the US and New Zealand, randomly)

Lovehoney Deal of the Day

UK and Europe have a rather less interesting remote knicker vibrator, might be a nice present though.

The suction cup there can also take that purple vibe so make it vibrate, and on top of that you’ve got three other good looking vibes, and a butt plug.

That’s pretty amazing for $45! 

Oh you could even wrap them up individually and have a Santa’s sex toy sack lucky dip! I can picture it now…

Hey James, your wife says you get the butt plug.

Remember the deal of the day change at midnight. Hence the name…

In terms of suction cup dildos though, my ongoing recommendation is in the sale:

Lovehoney Christmas 50% off sale (on till tomorrow or Friday only I think)

And that is the Purple 7 inch silicone suction cup dildo

This is pretty much perfect in all ways (but one). It’s really high quality silicone which is what you want in a dildo. The colour is great, it’s so smooth I just want to rub it on my cheek, it’s got a nice curve in it for g-spot stimulation, it’s also a good size for anal once you’re beyond a beginner.

It fits in a strap on, in fact you can get it with an excellent strap on harness (the one we have) – which means you can use it with your partner – and that strap on is a split design which means guys can wear it too (why would guys use it? DP my dear, DP, or, if you’re a real kinky fucker you can cage his cock and get him to fuck you with this, heh heh).

The size of this is pretty much perfect, It’s NOT small, but not too big either. And because it has no balls, one of my favourite uses is sliding it inside a pussy and leaving it hidden inside, rubbing, fucking you secretly at work or school or wherever. Just imagine…

Anyway…back in the room. My one annoyance with it? Who the fuck put the cock head on the wrong way up? That’s not how most penises look. But it’s buried in you when using it so not a major issue.

There is a case for longer being better for suction cup dildos though. 

That’s because when you stick it to a wall, or floor, or mirror, or toilet seat, or window… the longer it is the less uncomfy it is to push back and get it deep in you.

Previously at this point I’d put in a gif showing just what I mean. But here’s a tumblr censored version…

A pussy slamming against a wall, geddit?

Anyway, back to penises we can show, fake ones!

This is in the sale too and is even longer:

But good god, it’s a Frankenweenie! I mean I get some like veiny but this thing could grate cheese. Also, as mentioned above, testicles are not desirable in these things if you want to secrete it in you, plus they make it heavier so harder to stick to stuff or more tiring to fuck. So go ballless if I were you.

Basically, get the purple one, you won’t be disappointed. Although for us in the UK it’s not in the sale, USA it’s down to $13.50, Bargain! £20 here.

Something you can only get in the US is this very special item though, I’m not sure how anyone will resist…

Oh yeah, the King Cock DOUBLE PENETRATOR down to $39. I mean, if you are paying by the kilo that’s a bargain!

I have to cite the write up, I think Lovehoney are trolling us here:

With more huff & puff than a hungry wolf, these twin peaks will do more than tickle the hair on your chinny chin chin. Vaginal penetration that’s girthier than Grandma, with anal slimmer than Slenderman, that will have you saying “Mmm, that’s just right”. 

Well, that’s my mum’s Christmas present sorted. But really, maybe, save that, for like, when you’ve had five kids, and a lot of butt sex.

If you men feel like you’re missing out I dare you to find the ‘Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me

Silly 2 Sex Doll Pussy Tits and Ass Masturbator 8.2kg” It’s so horrifying I’m not even going to post a picture. It would make a great cake tempate though, you’ll see what I mean.

Let me finish off with this one though as it’s one of the few toys we don’t have and I think it looks cool:

It’s a strapless strap on. The twirly bit goes in your vagina and voila, you can fuck things! I hear good things about these but there’s one MAJOR proviso.

To use them successfully you need to be able to crack walnuts with your pussy. Literally. If you aren’t blessed with Wonderwoman’s pelvic floor they are really hard work. £15 in the sale though (UK only) I think I’m gonna get one!

So, most of those are to be found in the Lovehoney 50% off Christmas Sale

There are LOADS of fun things there. And this is the second time I’ve typed this as it fucked up the page just as I hit post so I’m going to leave it to you to find some more and see what you like the look of! And let us know.

Also, remember with Lovehoney, and the big reason besides the fact we’ve used them from the year they opened, is they offer a no quibbles 30 day satisfaction guarantee. They’ll exchange any toy you buy and don’t like, and their customer services are brilliant, they’re the Amazon of the sex toy world IMO – the all female customer service agents are all big toy fans, and usually hilarious to talk to. So buy with confidence and if you find whatever you get doesn’t work for you, just swap it out! More sex toys to try, you can’t go wrong!

The last reason to buy from them is you’re supporting this blog when you do. I’m now having to pay to host the new sites I’m setting up to prevent being purged again. So while it isn’t much it all helps to make this worthwhile, and it’s kinda hot being your sex toy pimp xxx

Hope there’s some fun options in there for you OP. Have a merry and well stuffed Christmas!!


Santa brought her the extendable dildo she’d always wanted. It was so kind of him to stay and read the instructions with her…

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Hey so I’m looking at Lovehoney rn – do you know how the label looks when they ship it? I’m debating on having it sent home or sent to school- just don’t want anything my family will question, ya know?

All it says on the reply is LH Trading, it’s completely plain, very securely wrapped. They’re REALLY aware of the sensitivity of what they send.

They even show you, which is neat:


A great trick though, if you have nosey parents/housemates, is to say ‘Oh I’m getting a gift delivered, so please don’t open any unexpected parcels and spoil the surprise!’

You do then have to get them a gift, but Christmas is coming and all that.

The other thing I haven’t mentioned is Lovehoney have a happiness guarantee, which means if you don’t like a toy for ANY reason, they’ll swap it out for another within 30 days, which is great. And their customer services are just the loveliest women. They just chat about what type of dildo is best for you as though it’s nothing weird (BECAUSE IT ISN’T). They’re like the Amazon of the sex toy market, I’ve used them since they started up and just can’t recommend them highly enough.

If you haven’t tried them before have a look, one of the most useful things that sets their site apart is the fact they’ve been collecting real reviews on all the toys for years now – and those are so helpful knowing what to get.


Bobby Bargain Alert

If you’re quick there’s a suction cup dildo going for $8.50 in the Black Friday Sale, which is as cheap as they’ll ever get.

Oh there’s a skinny one for your butt tooooo…

Can anyone spell DP?

Oh wait…I just did.

Oh my goodness and they have the King Cock on sale TOO, let’s just say, you have to be a bit of a size queen to make the most of this one… or so my wife tells me.

Seriously though, fun times putting that in a strap on harness and doing our own double penetration exploration.

King Cock at Lovehoney – $26.99 at the US site, £18.50 at the UK one, couldn’t be arsed to check the rest… 😀

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DPNOM: just received an e-mail from Lovehoney that said “Black Friday is coming… and so will you!” Sounds like a promise they can’t keep…

Let’s prove them wrong


Oh my recommended dildo is in their Black Friday sale reduced to just $16 – highly recommended if you’re after a good quality, nicely sized silicone suction cup dildo!

Plus I love purple.

Offers change three times a day by the look of it so keep checking back.

And post here if you find any bobby bargains!

I managed to do an edge while pumping a brush handle into me! I’ve never been one for penetration but where I haven’t done anything in a while, I must be more sensitive! It had some interesting curves in it so it was different. I’ve only ever put a finger inside and that did nothing. But this was amazing!! Now for my two other edges then off to bed. Back in denial and I’m so happy. Thank you! -belle

Hi Belle, you’re so welcome! It’s so good to hear you’re exploring more. Penetration is a really important pleasure to discover, and a hairbrush handle as discussed many times, is a good place to start as long as it’s smooth and has no bits to catch on you. But even better is a dildo, as they’re actually designed for that and if you get one with a suction cup they’re even better!

So happy you’re happy back in denial!


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hi james, i need some advice! i recently started experimenting with anal, wearing a small buttplug, which i enjoy greatly! (i have never gotten closer to cumming so fast like when wearing it and playing with my clit). but wearing it makes other penetration extremely uncomfortable, even borderline painful. do you have any tips to help with that? or am i just doomed to never be fully stuffed?

Okay, good question. So let’s just have a sideways look at what’s going on here:

There’s only a very thin gap between your vagina and your rectum, so when you fill your butt, it pushes everything even tighter. The key to it being more comfortable (it will ALWAYS have the potential to be quite ‘pinchy’) is the exact shape of your toys. 

A butt plug is designed with a bulge so it stays in, but that also pushes it against your vagina. You’ll probably be much better off with two dildos (don’t mix them up) as they’ll not cause such a squash inside. 

Just remember, anything going in your bottom MUST have a wide flange at the bottom so it can’t slip up and not come back out. The silicone dildo I recommend on my toys page is actually great for anal play, so maybe try that:


But any dildo that can go into a strap on harness will also have that wide base that’s so important.

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It’s my first time getting a dildo, I know that you swear by suction cup ones, but what brands are good and cheap.

Gosh lots of sex toy asks at the moment, is it in preparation for JuNO… good idea!

Have a look at my recommendations but in summary…

Buy this:

Lovehoney 7″ Silicone Suction Cup Dildo

It’s the most velvety lovely silicone, which is super body safe, it’s got a great curve for g-spot play, it’s a suction cup so you can do all this with it http://edging.space/tagged/suction-cup-dildo/chrono, it fits in a strap on harness, it’s a great size for anal exploration too, and it’s purple.

7″ is just about the right size to use for most purposes, but for many, with a bit of a squeeze, you can also bury it right in you, and leave your pussy plugged. Add a crotch rope and your day just got very interesting…

it’s the dildo my wife and I use most of all and have for years, and we own a LOT of toys. Just get it, trust me. Oh and Lovehoney do a no quibbles 30 day refund if you change your mind anyway so yeah, nothing to lose (and their customer service is more than amazing, they are lovely, seriously they chat to you and advise you, it’s incredible).

Make sure to check if any of the current discounts I’ve listed here can save you money too:


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So, I’ve tried several ways of edging over the years, but one way I’ve never been able to is by fingering myself. I’ve tried multiple times and I can’t seem to ever get any pleasure from it. Now when someone else does it, it’s great, don’t get me wrong. But when I do it myself it hurts and is a complete turnoff. Like, I’m not even the least bit wet anymore or not even horny or in the mood. Please help as this is very frustrating, and not in the good sense.

This is known as ‘God’s little joke’ (not really I made that up) and it’s very simply that you can’t get a comfortable angle or reach quite deep enough to finger yourself to orgasm. Your arms just aren’t long enough and neither are your fingers to do it at the right depth, or hard enough.

It’s this…

versus this:

See the difference…(source @thesecretroom )

The simple solution is a dildo! A nice bendy one designed hit your g-spot like I recommend in my toys page

An alternative though… is self-fisting. Seriously, If you can manage it, you can get the pressure from your whole hand that just your own fingers can’t.

You can do it from the front:

Or the back:

But you better be bendy and have small hands…

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