I’ve decided that I only get to have an orgasm at the end of the week if I complete EVERYTHING on my to do list that is on my whiteboard. If I don’t, then what do you think is an appropriate punishment for not finishing all my tasks? I love your blog, thanks in advance xx. -belle

A full Brazilian wax, and if you can’t afford that, pull them out one by one with tweezers.

You’ll get your tasks done next week, I promise you that, Belle. Great to hear you’re using denial so positively though, good girl, I love it.