Hello! So I need some advice. I’m nineteen years old and a freshman away at college. I’ve always wanted a hitachi magic wand and now that I’m away from home I can order it, and I have a place to hide it. Here’s the problem. One I’m scared to order it because I don’t want my parents to find out, and two eventually I have to move back home when school is over and I won’t know how to hide it. Can you give me some advice to rid my anxiety away because I really want to purchase one. Thank you!

Good question, I’m sure others struggle with the same issue. 

So, firstly I’d question if a wand is the right vibe for you right now. It’s the the least discreet option, it’s big and noisy, you simply won’t use it at home.

I’d spend the money on a good quality USB  rechargeable vibe right now. They are quiet, easy to hide and more than powerful enough. 

Check my recommended toys page for ideas.

As far as keeping it discreet you have two options. One is to buy it in person in a store with cash. Great if you have a nice sex toy store nearby, but avoid shitty old school porn stores unless you go in a group. 

Either way it’ll be more expensive in a store than my preferred option, buying online. I can only speak for the site we buy from, Lovehoney, but they are very discreet, plain parcels, only marked with LH Trading, and the same for the bill. To totally hide the transaction you can pay with PayPal, so it’ll never appear on your credit card or bank account!

Problem solved.