When they call you ‘sir’ but act like you’re their servant…
Tag: humour
Daddy, I have been edging for two hours and I want to know what you want me to do to myself. I have been denied by my daddy for a whole week and my kitten is starting to ache. (I apologize for adress ing you this way but I am a little and do not know what you would like to be addressed as)
But it’s not ME. Really, you think when you don’t know what to call a […]
I wasn’t being rude, I was stating “FACT”. I work in an IVF clinic (and have been doing so for nearly 15 years). There is no magic ingredient in cum which improves fertility/prepares the body for pregnancy. It’s the compounds and ions present in semen such as Na+ and glucose that boosts the immune system. These can and are obtained from food, in case you didn’t know. Also, as Doctor McExpert I’d advise you to not be so uptight when someone questions you, it isn’t healthy.
And I’m sure you keep the IVF clinic very clean, because your failure to be […]
Are there any health risks in long term female orgasm denial?
I’m not a doctor but let me get my gloves and see what I can […]
I love the princess bride!? It makes me cry but I love it
Dude, I know this blog covers some kinky shit but you’re just pushing the boundaries […]
Has anyone made an edging joke about the edge of glory by lady gaga yet?
I’m sure they have but it’s still great. Here she’s so desperate she’s humping the […]
Her DVD collection before and after discovering orgasm denial https://female-orgasm-denial.tumblr.com/
slut-problems: I turned in this literary analysis to my teacher and I was really proud […]