I turned in this literary analysis to my teacher and I was really proud of it. I didn’t get a good grade and it pissed me off. Can you read it and tell me what you think? Thanks.
Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland – Alice’s Slut Problem
Lewis Carroll definitely kept his books rated P.G., but we know the real story, don’t we? Isn’t that why we love Alice so much? Think about it. She went down a rabbit hole. A fucking rabbit hole! That is some dirty shit right there. Now, Carroll doesn’t specifically say she fucked everyone she met, but when I read that book this is how I picture it.
The whole book is about how Alice is trying to fuck the White Rabbit but he’s too busy to notice, so she fucks everyone else trying to satisfy her slutty pussy. Once down the rabbit hole, Alice fucks everything she encounters in an attempt to quell her horniness for the White Rabbit. Alice fucks the Door Mouse. She smokes out with a Caterpillar and then fucks him. Then she fucks the Mad Hatter, the March Hare, her own fucking tea cup, the Queen of Hearts (and probably the King too in a disgusting threesome). In my story she even fucks the Duchess, you know the Queen’s ugly cousin. She definitely fucks the Cheshire Cat, too on multiple occasions, several of them in the woods where the weird animals can all watch because she’s into that.
Of course, Alice never did get to fuck that White Rabbit, which leads us to more disgusting adventures in the next book as she continues in her quest for his dick.
My teacher gave me an F on the paper, which really pissed me off. He did invite me over to his house later to discuss it, though so I’m thinking maybe he is looking for an oral presentation or perhaps a demonstration? Hehehe. I’m ready either way.
F wasn’t the grade, it was code for the invitation. Be thankful you didn’t get an A…