I didn’t miss your point entirely. You expressed you were ‘quite disturbed’ by the fact that either I am 1. a father or 2. that I would be prepared to talk to my child about sex/bdsm or give them money to discretely buy a vibrator.
I think I covered those points and my response to them, and barely touched upon the implied incestuous twist of your disgust too. Sometimes a calm and composed question does not merit a calm and composed answer.