Found on a Northern Rail train
Love it!
It’s a good place to do it actually, with a coat over your lap, the rhythm of the train pulsing through you…
Ohhh but we have something better…
A town called Ruining. We Dutchies use -en instead of -ing in a lot of adopted English words.
Ruining in the passenger seat… hmmm ^^
We could hold an annual convention!