Thank you, thank you.
You can fuck the handle, once on the first ‘load more posts’, twice on the second, three times on the third etc. I’m not sure what you’ll be up to by the time you’ve got through all 1,265 posts, but no cumming,and at no point can you touch your clit.
No using the archive either (let’s just hope the page doesn’t crash and you have to start all over again though…)
Anyone else want to confess to Judge James?