This is probably way off topic, and I should be busy getting prepared for a meeting, but I was procrastinating (that’s code for edging, I won’t lie to you, James) and well here I am! I run a totally sfw cute little blog and you’re one of few exceptions to the kind of blog I usually follow- When you check your notifications, have you ever been shocked by who follows you? Is there a type of blog you maybe would never expect to follow you that has and sticks out particularly? You have a great day!

What a great ask! Honestly, it’s such fun browsing through the… holy shit, how’d nearly 14,000 of you start following this blog?…list of my followers, and finding the ones with the cute little blogs, just like yours. Full of inspirational thoughts, captioned pictures, funnies and Effy from Skins; knowing that the other reason you love Tumblr is you crave to indulge your secret, naughty side. Rubbing yourself through your pretty panties, feeling yourself slipping deeper and deeper, looking up darker and nastier searches as you try to hold off cumming. You usually fail, and slip over, and then you feel guilty…until next time. But that’s why it’s better when you don’t cum, sweetie, no guilt, just excited arousal and wet panties.

Oh and kittens, there’s usually kittens (aren’t they adorable!)

As I read the stats, it seems that a lot of you don’t even dare ‘follow’ as you want to keep your feed innocent in case someone sees, and that’s cool too. But you can hide your likes on the ‘edit appearance’ page, so if you’re nervous about following that’s probably the best compromise, hide likes and then follow.

And if you don’t have one, you can set up a secondary blog, turn off ‘Show Author Portraits’ and that blog is then completely anonymous – handy for storing the things you want to go back to as you slide into bed and try to edge, yet again.

Even better than the super cute blogs are… the super feminist social justice ones, oh yes, I know who you are and I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! And of course, if you read this blog you’ll know I’m a hardcore third-wave feminist. 

I imagine you, berating yourself for getting so aroused by all the misogynistic bullshit you find on here while burying your fingers between your thighs as you dream of being told you’re not allowed to cum and being called a ‘good girl’. It’s okay. 

You can be what you want to be! That’s the glory of feminism today. You just happen to want to be a denial slut and probably have your holes used in all kinds of depraved ways. All power to you. 

Denial, is very empowering.

I’m committed to helping you as much as I can.