Well, Tumblr have taken my headers, my logo, but they cannae take my sex toys!

‘This gold present is hilarious!!!’ she seemed to be saying.
‘Oh god, is it ANOTHER strap on’ he thought.

But seriously, this is a really the only time this year I’ve seen a big Lovehoney discount with no minimum spend. I’ve tested the code on the UK and US sites, hopefully it’ll work elsewhere too

Go to the Lovehoney Discount Code Page

And enter the code festive25

Finishes midnight tomorrow so don’t miss out!

You’re welcome!

It combines with the stuff they already have on half price so you can get this silicone suction cup dildo (you know you NEED one of these…) already half price at £15 down to £11.25 with this code THAT’S INSANE!

Bloody hell, you can get this lot for £37.50!:

I have that cock ring, it’s good fun! That blue thing looks scary though…

On the US site you can get a proper magic wand vibe for $26, I’ve NEVER seen it that low.

Seriously, now’s the time, Christmas is the excuse, get those sex toys and start having some fun! Code runs out tomorrow!

Enjoy and Happy Christmas!


Firstly as pointed out in the notes (thanks!) this doesn’t work on the .eu site. However, you can just buy from the UK site (it’s sent from the same place I think) and with the weak pound (fucking Brexit) it’s probably cheaper.

So click here for the UK Offers page

But also, I know a lot of you love the idea of remote controlled vibes! It happens both the UK and US sites Deal of the Day include them!

UK deal is this for £26.25 (usually £70!) :

Lovehoney UK Deal of the Day

While the US one is this whole kit! (RRP $90)

Someone loves bunnies… seriously though $33.75 with the discount!

Lovehoney US Deal of the Day

And like Cinderella it all ends at midnight!

Don’t miss out Cinders! It’s behind you (British joke)

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