tbh i think Sebastian from the little mermaid sums denial up perfectly: “darling it’s better down where it’s wetter…” youre not fooling us, disney

Gotta love this…

Sebastian told her what men were like, but she just wouldn’t listen…

Ariel enjoys spreading her legs for the very first time, it won’t be the last

Also this:

‘So Ariel, I hear you can breath underwater?’ says Meg, gently pushing her head down between her legs.