Oh my god so

I just learned that marijuana is produced by keeping the plants CONSTANTLY SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED

like, the cannabis plant produces the cannabinoid-containing parts in an effort to attract pollinators, so it can’t be allowed to be pollinated, but must be carefully convinced that it COULD HAVE SEX AT ANY MOMENT


this is basically one of those cheesy implausible xeno erotic horror dungeons where they extract a character’s sexual secretions for fun and profit

and suddenly that plot seems way more plausible

So, any potheads out there… You’re sucking in denied weed. Awesome. 

Although honestly, the high  you get from denial is the best and safest high you can ever get IMO.

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