james is a literal edgelord
Edgelord and the Masters of the Denialverse
I am James, Prince of Fod, Defender of the secrets of Castle Nocum.
This is Leaker, my fearless and frustrated friend.
Fabulous secrets powers were revealed to me the day my followers edged in their thousands and I held aloft my magic sword and said, ‘By the power of Nocum, I have the power!’
Leaker became the mighty SuperPussy…
…and I became Edgelord, the most powerful man in the universe.
Only three others share this secret, our friends Diva, Woman-at-Arms and Snowflake.
Oh the trouble we get into…
Together we defend Castle Nocum from the evil forces of Orgasmatron and his depraved miniature unicorn, Fifi (I think she’s the brains of the operation).
Together, we can stop them, can’t we?!
Edge for me my followers, I need your denial power to overcum the powers of evil!
I HAVE THE POWEEERRRRRRR!