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Hi James! I missed out on the lovehoney offer :( but saw the sale is on and really really want a suction cup dildo. Your fault! lol Which one would you recommend? I have a vibe but nothing else. Anything else you’d suggest (esp if in the sale pls). Ty!

Hi there anon. Gosh there’s a lot of love for toys on here now. I guess since we can actually talk about them and show pictures then it’s a good topic for the new puritanical Tumblr…

Okay so before I get into the sale let me mention something I spotted while browsing in the Deal of the Day (for both the US and New Zealand, randomly)

Lovehoney Deal of the Day

UK and Europe have a rather less interesting remote knicker vibrator, might be a nice present though.

The suction cup there can also take that purple vibe so make it vibrate, and on top of that you’ve got three other good looking vibes, and a butt plug.

That’s pretty amazing for $45! 

Oh you could even wrap them up individually and have a Santa’s sex toy sack lucky dip! I can picture it now…

Hey James, your wife says you get the butt plug.

Remember the deal of the day change at midnight. Hence the name…

In terms of suction cup dildos though, my ongoing recommendation is in the sale:

Lovehoney Christmas 50% off sale (on till tomorrow or Friday only I think)

And that is the Purple 7 inch silicone suction cup dildo

This is pretty much perfect in all ways (but one). It’s really high quality silicone which is what you want in a dildo. The colour is great, it’s so smooth I just want to rub it on my cheek, it’s got a nice curve in it for g-spot stimulation, it’s also a good size for anal once you’re beyond a beginner.

It fits in a strap on, in fact you can get it with an excellent strap on harness (the one we have) – which means you can use it with your partner – and that strap on is a split design which means guys can wear it too (why would guys use it? DP my dear, DP, or, if you’re a real kinky fucker you can cage his cock and get him to fuck you with this, heh heh).

The size of this is pretty much perfect, It’s NOT small, but not too big either. And because it has no balls, one of my favourite uses is sliding it inside a pussy and leaving it hidden inside, rubbing, fucking you secretly at work or school or wherever. Just imagine…

Anyway…back in the room. My one annoyance with it? Who the fuck put the cock head on the wrong way up? That’s not how most penises look. But it’s buried in you when using it so not a major issue.

There is a case for longer being better for suction cup dildos though. 

That’s because when you stick it to a wall, or floor, or mirror, or toilet seat, or window… the longer it is the less uncomfy it is to push back and get it deep in you.

Previously at this point I’d put in a gif showing just what I mean. But here’s a tumblr censored version…

A pussy slamming against a wall, geddit?

Anyway, back to penises we can show, fake ones!

This is in the sale too and is even longer:

But good god, it’s a Frankenweenie! I mean I get some like veiny but this thing could grate cheese. Also, as mentioned above, testicles are not desirable in these things if you want to secrete it in you, plus they make it heavier so harder to stick to stuff or more tiring to fuck. So go ballless if I were you.

Basically, get the purple one, you won’t be disappointed. Although for us in the UK it’s not in the sale, USA it’s down to $13.50, Bargain! £20 here.

Something you can only get in the US is this very special item though, I’m not sure how anyone will resist…

Oh yeah, the King Cock DOUBLE PENETRATOR down to $39. I mean, if you are paying by the kilo that’s a bargain!

I have to cite the write up, I think Lovehoney are trolling us here:

With more huff & puff than a hungry wolf, these twin peaks will do more than tickle the hair on your chinny chin chin. Vaginal penetration that’s girthier than Grandma, with anal slimmer than Slenderman, that will have you saying “Mmm, that’s just right”. 

Well, that’s my mum’s Christmas present sorted. But really, maybe, save that, for like, when you’ve had five kids, and a lot of butt sex.

If you men feel like you’re missing out I dare you to find the ‘Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me

Silly 2 Sex Doll Pussy Tits and Ass Masturbator 8.2kg” It’s so horrifying I’m not even going to post a picture. It would make a great cake tempate though, you’ll see what I mean.

Let me finish off with this one though as it’s one of the few toys we don’t have and I think it looks cool:

It’s a strapless strap on. The twirly bit goes in your vagina and voila, you can fuck things! I hear good things about these but there’s one MAJOR proviso.

To use them successfully you need to be able to crack walnuts with your pussy. Literally. If you aren’t blessed with Wonderwoman’s pelvic floor they are really hard work. £15 in the sale though (UK only) I think I’m gonna get one!

So, most of those are to be found in the Lovehoney 50% off Christmas Sale

There are LOADS of fun things there. And this is the second time I’ve typed this as it fucked up the page just as I hit post so I’m going to leave it to you to find some more and see what you like the look of! And let us know.

Also, remember with Lovehoney, and the big reason besides the fact we’ve used them from the year they opened, is they offer a no quibbles 30 day satisfaction guarantee. They’ll exchange any toy you buy and don’t like, and their customer services are brilliant, they’re the Amazon of the sex toy world IMO – the all female customer service agents are all big toy fans, and usually hilarious to talk to. So buy with confidence and if you find whatever you get doesn’t work for you, just swap it out! More sex toys to try, you can’t go wrong!

The last reason to buy from them is you’re supporting this blog when you do. I’m now having to pay to host the new sites I’m setting up to prevent being purged again. So while it isn’t much it all helps to make this worthwhile, and it’s kinda hot being your sex toy pimp xxx

Hope there’s some fun options in there for you OP. Have a merry and well stuffed Christmas!!

James

Santa brought her the extendable dildo she’d always wanted. It was so kind of him to stay and read the instructions with her…

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The world might be ending but at least we can get cheap sex toys – Lovehoney 25% off everything!

female-orgasm-denial:

Well, Tumblr have taken my headers, my logo, but they cannae take my sex toys!

‘This gold present is hilarious!!!’ she seemed to be saying.
‘Oh god, is it ANOTHER strap on’ he thought.

But seriously, this is a really the only time this year I’ve seen a big Lovehoney discount with no minimum spend. I’ve tested the code on the UK and US sites, hopefully it’ll work elsewhere too

Go to the Lovehoney Discount Code Page

And enter the code festive25

Finishes midnight tomorrow so don’t miss out!

You’re welcome!

It combines with the stuff they already have on half price so you can get this silicone suction cup dildo (you know you NEED one of these…) already half price at £15 down to £11.25 with this code THAT’S INSANE!

Bloody hell, you can get this lot for £37.50!:

I have that cock ring, it’s good fun! That blue thing looks scary though…

On the US site you can get a proper magic wand vibe for $26, I’ve NEVER seen it that low.

Seriously, now’s the time, Christmas is the excuse, get those sex toys and start having some fun! Code runs out tomorrow!

Enjoy and Happy Christmas!

James

Firstly as pointed out in the notes (thanks!) this doesn’t work on the .eu site. However, you can just buy from the UK site (it’s sent from the same place I think) and with the weak pound (fucking Brexit) it’s probably cheaper.

So click here for the UK Offers page

But also, I know a lot of you love the idea of remote controlled vibes! It happens both the UK and US sites Deal of the Day include them!

UK deal is this for £26.25 (usually £70!) :

Lovehoney UK Deal of the Day

While the US one is this whole kit! (RRP $90)

Someone loves bunnies… seriously though $33.75 with the discount!

Lovehoney US Deal of the Day

And like Cinderella it all ends at midnight!

Don’t miss out Cinders! It’s behind you (British joke)

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The world might be ending but at least we can get cheap sex toys – Lovehoney 25% off everything!

Well, Tumblr have taken my headers, my logo, but they cannae take my sex toys!

‘This gold present is hilarious!!!’ she seemed to be saying.
‘Oh god, is it ANOTHER strap on’ he thought.

But seriously, this is a really the only time this year I’ve seen a big Lovehoney discount with no minimum spend. I’ve tested the code on the UK and US sites, hopefully it’ll work elsewhere too

Go to the Lovehoney Discount Code Page

And enter the code festive25

Finishes midnight tomorrow so don’t miss out!

You’re welcome!

It combines with the stuff they already have on half price so you can get this silicone suction cup dildo (you know you NEED one of these…) already half price at £15 down to £11.25 with this code THAT’S INSANE!

Bloody hell, you can get this lot for £37.50!:

I have that cock ring, it’s good fun! That blue thing looks scary though…

On the US site you can get a proper magic wand vibe for $26, I’ve NEVER seen it that low.

Seriously, now’s the time, Christmas is the excuse, get those sex toys and start having some fun! Code runs out tomorrow!

Enjoy and Happy Christmas!

James

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Hey so I’m looking at Lovehoney rn – do you know how the label looks when they ship it? I’m debating on having it sent home or sent to school- just don’t want anything my family will question, ya know?

All it says on the reply is LH Trading, it’s completely plain, very securely wrapped. They’re REALLY aware of the sensitivity of what they send.

They even show you, which is neat:

https://www.lovehoney.com/help/plain-packaging/

A great trick though, if you have nosey parents/housemates, is to say ‘Oh I’m getting a gift delivered, so please don’t open any unexpected parcels and spoil the surprise!’

You do then have to get them a gift, but Christmas is coming and all that.

The other thing I haven’t mentioned is Lovehoney have a happiness guarantee, which means if you don’t like a toy for ANY reason, they’ll swap it out for another within 30 days, which is great. And their customer services are just the loveliest women. They just chat about what type of dildo is best for you as though it’s nothing weird (BECAUSE IT ISN’T). They’re like the Amazon of the sex toy market, I’ve used them since they started up and just can’t recommend them highly enough.

If you haven’t tried them before have a look, one of the most useful things that sets their site apart is the fact they’ve been collecting real reviews on all the toys for years now – and those are so helpful knowing what to get.

Lovehoney

Bobby Bargain Alert

If you’re quick there’s a suction cup dildo going for $8.50 in the Black Friday Sale, which is as cheap as they’ll ever get.

Oh there’s a skinny one for your butt tooooo…

Can anyone spell DP?

Oh wait…I just did.

Oh my goodness and they have the King Cock on sale TOO, let’s just say, you have to be a bit of a size queen to make the most of this one… or so my wife tells me.

Seriously though, fun times putting that in a strap on harness and doing our own double penetration exploration.

King Cock at Lovehoney – $26.99 at the US site, £18.50 at the UK one, couldn’t be arsed to check the rest… 😀

Hi! Long time follower, first time messaging, but I just had to tell you: after seeing your post about suction cup dildos a few times, and getting incredibly horny every time, I finally bought my own & it just got here in the mail today! I’m still a virgin in that I haven’t had anything inside me other than fingers/tongue (I’m 22), so it’s a tight fit still (mouth included), but it’s the best purchase I’ve ever made and I can’t fucking wait to edge and deny myself silly with it, so thank you. ♥

You are so welcome! They really are up there in the essential sex toys kit. 

Can I encourage you to not just be lazy with it and once you’ve got into fucking it, start actually sticking it to stuff. It’s a REALLY good work out plus there’s almost nothing better that actually prepares you for great sex. You’re using all the same muscles and learning just how to make it feel good, whether it’s a cock or a strap on you’ll be fucking. 

Also, if you’re not used to something dildo sized PLEASE try using some proper lube with it. You will be amazed at the difference it makes in comfort and pleasure. Getting wet is brilliant but even a little lube added to your natural arousal is a must try that many never think of for vaginal penetration or masturbation. 

For those interested, here’s the suction cup dildo tag

Here’s my sex toy recommendation page with my favourite one of them

And here’s the link to 15% off that I got from Lovehoney! (US offer)

James

So i just bought a suction cup dildo yesterday and i think that it’s both the best and worst decision i ever made. It’s so amazing that i just want to fuck it all day. I have used it probably 6 times already and had it just inside me almost all day today in my panties. It feels so good. It’s inside me right now as I write this. God help me. It’s so good.

I know right. This is exactly why a suction cup dildo is second on my list of toys you gotta get, right after a vibe.

The classic way to do it is find an object you can stick it to, it might be your headboard, the side of the bed (if there’s space for your feet underneath) or all kinds of places and to fuck it on all fours like this:

You can truly lose yourself to it and learn just how good it feels to be fucked like this. Make sure to train your pussy by practising grinding and hip bucking and most of all, squeezing on the dildo as you fuck it. You can also easily have a tablet or laptop on the floor in front of you so you can do other things at the same time.

Diva’s going to be fucking her tight little virgin pussy with a dildo like this for at least 20 minutes a day as part of her exercise regime this summer.

If you give the whole area a good clean the front of the toilet bowl is usually perfect to stick one too, and you can use the seat for a different angle (turned to the back so you can lean on something is often easiest, as in this example:

Another of my favourite places to see them used are in the shower, just don’t slip! You don’t want to be calling for help only to realise the first thing they will see is a huge dick stuck to the wall. And be careful if you stick it on a glass partition too, tiles are much safer.

Great for practising other skills too:

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And remember as long as it has a flared base, which almost all suction cup ones do by design, you can also use it for anal exploration. Best to put a condom on it for that though, just to keep it clean.

Thanks again for the wonderful feedback. 

Tonight, try sleeping with it in you, and report back on the experience! I might even let you cum…

PS Why not get two and work out with a friend?

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