Tag : satire

That’s really gross and not fun. I’m here for orgasm denial. I’m in Washington because I want rights as a human being. Just because we fantasize about self-control and edging doesn’t mean we all fantasize about being property. This administration is going to do their best to make it happen so it’s not cute or funny or edgy to joke about.

Let’s agree to disagree. 

If it doesn’t offend anyone it’s not satire. And let’s be very, very clear on this, no one has the right not to be offended. If you think you do, you’re part of the problem.

Oh and whatever you do don’t read this:


I posted that before the election – trying to do my part. Looking back I’m not sure if it made more or less of you lot want to vote for the Cheesy Wotsit in Chief.

Genuinely though, well done on protesting, it gladdens my heart. I say that with all sincerity. Kick at the darkness until it bleeds light.

God Bless America, you are going to need it.