Blog Post Drinking wine with my family for Christmas Eve and I edged 3 times against the seam of my jeans, like serious edges, and I was the closest I’ve been to coming in AGES and I fucking screamed in front of everyone and everyone was like “what’s wrong” and I instinctively said “I was so close” and then realised what I said fml December 24, 2015 by jamesfod Sweetheart, you are ever the shining example of how to take denial to another level. […]