Tag : dildo

During an edging session one of my roommates knocked on my bedroom door. I’ve started to masturbate with the door unlocked for some extra thrill and shes known for just entering at will so the only place fast enough I could hide my dildo was in my pussy. So I’m filled, panty-less, in a sweater while opening my door only to be asked to go shopping. Had no time except to throw some jeans on and grab my wallet before being ushered out the door. (1/3)

I ended up shopping for a few hours with my pussy being filled and stretched by a fairly thick dildo. Each step I could feel it shift and sitting in the car kept every last inch inside my poor pussy. By the time I got home and finally had time to remove the dildo my pussy was slightly sore. But, I was also dripping wet, oh so horny, and ended up edging for the next hour.

The feeling of being so full for so long felt so good I can’t stop thinking about it. Like what if I slept with it? Or even wore it to school and/or used it to edge in one of the lesser used restrooms? Help I think my friend unwittingly gave me a new kink/addiction —Elly

Elly, Elly, how absolutely delicious. The right dildo can feel amazing like that, another good tip is to use largish butt plugs for it, they have a tendency to rub your gspot in the most delightful way while you try to walk around without moaning with pleasure. While a butt plug in the ass obviously works for everyone, those tend to create a naughty or submissive feeling, but actually a dildo or plug in your pussy is much more fun from a pleasure perspective.

Sleeping in them is a lot of fun too. There’s this moment you wake up, and then you realise you’re stuffed, and all the horniness from the day before comes flooding back. So good.

The one I recommend on my toys page is just about the perfect size for keeping in you, and of course nothing’s sexier to hold it in than a crotch rope…

learningmoreeveryday:

there was a thread on reddit of porn videos women absolutely loved, and the top one was a video where essentially one guy brought a ton of women into a fancy dinner hall, everyone was fully dressed up for a really nice dinner, but had them all sit down on chairs with dildos attached like this. Women were going crazy in the comments.

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Anyone have the source for that video or reddit thread. I couldn’t find it. Sounds awesome!

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St Patrick’s Day Sex Toy Sale…

female-orgasm-denial:

female-orgasm-denial:

I’m sure St Patrick would approve…

So, any excuse for a sex toy sale is a good excuse in my books. And actually, on the Lovehoney US site, there are some brilliant offers on this.

On top of which I’ve got these extra affiliate discounts:

Lovehoney US:
Save 15% when you spend $60 (Code 

AFFUS15YAY in case you need it)

Lovehoney UK
£10 off when you spend £60 and free delivery

Lovehoney EU
Save 15% when you spend 50E

Not all the sites offer St Patrick’s Day offers, but they all have some kind of 30% deals on toys at least. Anyway, here’s my favourites from the US site:

Lovehoney US St Patrick’s Day Offers

(You seem to get a free bullet vibe with all the below!)

This completely brilliant Unicorn Magic Wand vibe:

Reduced from $120 to $50 and that’s without the extra reduction!

The clever thing is the head comes off and it’s just a standard magic vibe for $43! Oh and you get a free bullet vibe with it too!

So the other thing I’d recommend is this dildo and strap on. It’s half price at $20 and comes with my favourite dildo for most tasks, and is cheaper than the dildo alone, but comes with a good strap on harness too! Great for all kinds of play or just for keeping in the cupboard until you want to try it sometimes, as the dildo alone is brilliant:

Lovehoney 7inch silicone dildo and strap on harness

And lastly this remote control vibe looks good too, imagine the fun you can have with that secretly vibing your g-spot…

Lovehoney remote control Love Egg vibe

I hope you find some bargains. I assume this is just for today? Although most of the Lovehoney sites have at least 30% what looks like a similar set of toys.

Let us know in the notes if you find any other bargains!

James

I just noticed this is still on, I guess they’re running the big discounts over the whole weekend.

So here’s a few other great deals.

If you’ve fancied glass dildos then these two for $20 is an amazing price (that’s for both of them!) and don’t forget to use the extra discount link above for 15% off on top of that.

If you don’t have a vibe then this bullet vibe has 80% off, just $5 – it isn’t rechargeable but just buy some good rechargeable AAA batteries and you’re golden!

And lastly, I’m just going to leave this here:

(down to $20, but I guess that’s only today…so giddy-up!)

Lovehoney US St Patrick’s Day Offers

So these 50% off deals seem to be back on again this weekend at Lovehoney US, no reason, just because. So some amazing bargains (that strap on for $20 is such a steal).

UK’s doing a 75% clearance sale too so if that’s home, check it out!

And don’t miss out the offer codes above that should still work.

Lovehoney

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St Patrick’s Day Sex Toy Sale…

female-orgasm-denial:

I’m sure St Patrick would approve…

So, any excuse for a sex toy sale is a good excuse in my books. And actually, on the Lovehoney US site, there are some brilliant offers on this.

On top of which I’ve got these extra affiliate discounts:

Lovehoney US:
Save 15% when you spend $60 (Code 

AFFUS15YAY in case you need it)

Lovehoney UK
£10 off when you spend £60 and free delivery

Lovehoney EU
Save 15% when you spend 50E

Not all the sites offer St Patrick’s Day offers, but they all have some kind of 30% deals on toys at least. Anyway, here’s my favourites from the US site:

Lovehoney US St Patrick’s Day Offers

(You seem to get a free bullet vibe with all the below!)

This completely brilliant Unicorn Magic Wand vibe:

Reduced from $120 to $50 and that’s without the extra reduction!

The clever thing is the head comes off and it’s just a standard magic vibe for $43! Oh and you get a free bullet vibe with it too!

So the other thing I’d recommend is this dildo and strap on. It’s half price at $20 and comes with my favourite dildo for most tasks, and is cheaper than the dildo alone, but comes with a good strap on harness too! Great for all kinds of play or just for keeping in the cupboard until you want to try it sometimes, as the dildo alone is brilliant:

Lovehoney 7inch silicone dildo and strap on harness

And lastly this remote control vibe looks good too, imagine the fun you can have with that secretly vibing your g-spot…

Lovehoney remote control Love Egg vibe

I hope you find some bargains. I assume this is just for today? Although most of the Lovehoney sites have at least 30% what looks like a similar set of toys.

Let us know in the notes if you find any other bargains!

James

I just noticed this is still on, I guess they’re running the big discounts over the whole weekend.

So here’s a few other great deals.

If you’ve fancied glass dildos then these two for $20 is an amazing price (that’s for both of them!) and don’t forget to use the extra discount link above for 15% off on top of that.

If you don’t have a vibe then this bullet vibe has 80% off, just $5 – it isn’t rechargeable but just buy some good rechargeable AAA batteries and you’re golden!

And lastly, I’m just going to leave this here:

(down to $20, but I guess that’s only today…so giddy-up!)

Lovehoney US St Patrick’s Day Offers

post image

St Patrick’s Day Sex Toy Sale…

I’m sure St Patrick would approve…

So, any excuse for a sex toy sale is a good excuse in my books. And actually, on the Lovehoney US site, there are some brilliant offers on this.

On top of which I’ve got these extra affiliate discounts:

Lovehoney US:
Save 15% when you spend $60 (Code 

AFFUS15YAY in case you need it)

Lovehoney UK
£10 off when you spend £60 and free delivery

Lovehoney EU
Save 15% when you spend 50E

Not all the sites offer St Patrick’s Day offers, but they all have some kind of 30% deals on toys at least. Anyway, here’s my favourites from the US site:

Lovehoney US St Patrick’s Day Offers

(You seem to get a free bullet vibe with all the below!)

This completely brilliant Unicorn Magic Wand vibe:

Reduced from $120 to $50 and that’s without the extra reduction!

The clever thing is the head comes off and it’s just a standard magic vibe for $43! Oh and you get a free bullet vibe with it too!

So the other thing I’d recommend is this dildo and strap on. It’s half price at $20 and comes with my favourite dildo for most tasks, and is cheaper than the dildo alone, but comes with a good strap on harness too! Great for all kinds of play or just for keeping in the cupboard until you want to try it sometimes, as the dildo alone is brilliant:

Lovehoney 7inch silicone dildo and strap on harness

And lastly this remote control vibe looks good too, imagine the fun you can have with that secretly vibing your g-spot…

Lovehoney remote control Love Egg vibe

I hope you find some bargains. I assume this is just for today? Although most of the Lovehoney sites have at least 30% what looks like a similar set of toys.

Let us know in the notes if you find any other bargains!

James

Just wondering, but is there any alternatives to dildos or vibrators? Thank yoj

A boyfriend?

Only kidding, they’re generally useless and need extensive training. So while you work on that have a look through my DIY Sex Toys tag:

https://female-orgasm-denial.tumblr.com/tagged/diy-sex-toys

Here’s one to get you started:

https://female-orgasm-denial.tumblr.com/post/142465588408/hey-im-scared-to-go-buy-toys-that-i-can-use-so

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