So um hi again after I sent you that message yesterday I decided to try what u said about playing with your ads in the shower and we’ll I got all soapy and was sucking off my suction cup dildo while double fingering y was and I decided to use my vibe on it and ended up shoving it into my ass and I was so surprised and it felt soo good while it was vibrating it is one of those like 6in ones and still sucking off my dildo and it felt soo good but I didn’t come I surprised myself -LW

I’ll assume you played with your ‘ass’ as playing with advertising is just too kinky, even for me.

This is great! The shower is the perfect place for this (assuming the vibe is waterproof) as you are relaxed, don’t have to worry about clean up and it’s very sensual to have the water flowing over you as you play.

Just remember people, anything you stick in your butt really should have a flanged (wide) base as unlike your pussy you can lose things up there and unless you are a true humiliation junkie going to the ER with something stuck up your bottom is beyond horrendous.

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Image from (I’m not kidding this is a real book) 
‘Stuck Up!: 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn’t Be’