So tonight, I squirted during a ruin and I just thought you’d have liked to know that I ruined my brand new bed sheets because of you. Are you happy now?

I am! Good girl. A squirting ruin is a precious and wonderful thing. It is, I can only guess, very close to what we feel when a guy ruins an orgasm. You get very little pleasure and you can actually focus on the cum pumping out of you as you cry out with frustration.

You know what’ll make me even happier next time… you lick up the mess you made then sleep in what’s left.

Good girl.