Next time you need to use it as a mic, then drop it and leave:
You are a very naughty girl. I like you already.
so i decided to edge next to my brother again, but this time he was sitting on the couch playing guitar hero, so i came behind the couch and talked to him while putting the vibe in my underwear. i still don’t think he knows. even now i’m sitting here trying to hold an edge without being too obvious -S