Sirrrrr I really reallyyyyy need to come. may I pleaseeee come? (A tiny small part of me really wants you to say no…. Ahhhhhhhh but I really want to come!)

Let’s let fate, and statistics decide

The Mean Wheel of Denial Permission

You get ONE spin after you’ve edged for at least 30 minutes. As soon as you spin, unless you get ruin or ‘yes’, you are on no touch until the next day.

No cheating, the wheel knows what you need.