Please sir, I have listened to Cals Curse about 6 times throughout the day yesterday and have edged at least 20 times. I am desperate to have an orgasm. May I please have your permission to cum? Is there anything I can do to earn your permission to cum today? P.S. Your blog is so hot!

Send a text to a friend saying, ‘OMG I’m so horny, please can I cum?!!!’.

Five minutes later, no sooner, send a horrified text apologising you sent it to the wrong person.

If they have replied before the five minutes are up, saying ‘Yes you can cum’ then you’re allowed.

Otherwise you have to send us the conversation to enjoy and you remain denied.

Good girl