My biggest denial fantasy Is actually having my entire vagina and ass made curved and smoothed out so it’s just a hole in front and a hole in back to be easily fucked. My clit would be available of course for looks, but would be made unable to have an orgasm from it.

Congratulations, you want to be a fuck doll.

Apparently it’s the hottest selling toy this Christmas! 

Denial Fuck Dolls™ – just don’t order them online, they never come.

(That’s my bad, totally inappropriate Christmas Cracker joke done for this year. Seriously though, what the fuck are these things?)