Just a tip for people buying off lovehoney, if you can afford it buy the womanizer starlet. Omg hands down the best toy ever! My boyfriend uses it to drive me wild and it takes seconds to build up. Also if you sign up to their daily deals they send amazing offers

I do hear good things about them but fuck me, who picked that god-awful name!

Clueless boss:‘Oh yes, our target is professional liberal sex toy enjoying women, any name suggestions?’

Neanderthal marketing man: ‘Well she’s a woman right, so we could call it a ‘womanizer ‘cos it like does a woman!’

Dickhead boss: ‘Brilliant, I love it, the Womanizer it is!’

Other brands are DEFINITELY available, but annoyingly the womanizer is still one of the best. Lovehoney have been smart and rebranded it as ‘Desire’, oh and it’s purple, I’m in!

Lovehoney Clit Suction Vibes

Then again you could just grab a lover or even a good friend and suggest you practise this:


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