You’re very welcome! I’m so happy to introduce you to new forms of torture!
Do remember if you put it in the other hole you need to make sure it’s got a nice solid ring cut into it so it can’t slip inside, because umm, otherwise this happens:
And here’s the actual write up of how the story developed…
The moral of the story is, don’t stick anything in your bottom that doesn’t have a ‘flange’ that will stop it going up. In this case as it was a natural material it didn’t cause a huge problem but if it were something plastic you’d be having a very embarrassing and potentially painful conversation with a doctor.
Butt plugs – they’re actually designed to go in your butt