I’ve been having a problem and I was hoping you or your followers could help me out. I can’t get dried pussy juice out of my panties, I’ve tried handwashing and delicates cycle on the washer. I don’t have this problem w plain cotton panties, just synthetic ones. Any advice? Love your blog by the way! (where else would this problem stem from?)

James, domestic goddess at your service.

Have you tried a biological detergent, it’s designed to deal with that kind of thing. Leave them to soak in it, then put them through a cool wash.

Or just avoid synthetic panties, cooches love cotton.

Eugh, I hate ‘cooch’ as a term, but damn me I love alliteration even more.

In the meantime, how fucking great is this article from Good Housekeeping:

Jezebel wins with the most useful article though:

Now over to you my lovely followers, what are your girl goo laundry tips?