By tracing out possible mistypings on a keyboard I’m going to assume you mean your ‘clit’ is aching. Good. Just as it should be.

This is one of the beauties of wearing a skirt, easy access. But even more subtle is the old thigh squeeze masturbation, practised by millions of smart little public masturbators around the world.

Of course the whole point of those big boxes of popcorn is so you can do naughty things under them…

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