I want to share my “extra bad no touch” regime. It requires not being very flexible, like me. What I do is I take a vibrator of choice, I turn it on, and place it on the floor (on top of a folded towel to prevent rattling). I then sit on my knees, legs spread, on top of it. The rest is simple – I am only allowed to masturbate by grinding against the vibrator, which I can’t reach… and I do this until I cry and curse the fact that out of all kinks I just had to be a denial slut. Well, enjoy.