How scrumptious. Thank you, a wonderful confession!
Do you imagine some guy or girl you fancy sitting next to you, and secretly slipping their hand under your coat too? I bet you will now. Just picture their eyes growing wide as they feel how wet you are. And because I’m feeling nice today, should that ever happen then yes, you can come all over their hand, just, not yours.
Your reward is to buy yourself some ‘Jiggle balls’ (they’re on sale from just £3 here which is possibly the cheapest toy I’ve seen in a while):
because, riding the bus with those in is quite an experience!