Maybe you couldn’t find one because it’s an impossibly broad question to answer.

I like a challenge.

  1. Dirty talk (good suggestion)
  2. Light spanking (also yours)
  3. Bondage (it’s got to be on here somewhere)
  4. Furries (they’d be higher but their genitals rarely get out of the suit)
  5. Anal only (is this seriously the only denial one on here)
  6. Boris Johnson
  7. Macrophilia (the Little Alex Horne)
  8. Tentacles (for real)
  9. Incest (would you Adam and Eve it?)
  10. Climacophilia (don’t look it up)

You had to go and look it up didn’t you. And now you’ll never take the escalator again.

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