Hi James :) My boyfriend and I are going to spoil a sugar baby (there’s more info on that on Tumblr if you haven’t heard of it) I was wondering if you could make a caption or story for me involving that with denial :) Please?

‘I’m going to eat you up,’ said the Sugar Daddy to the Sugar Babies.

‘No you aren’t you stinky old candy, and  you don’t even have a mouth so there!’ they replied.

‘Well damn, come over here and just suck on me then.’

‘That we can do,’ the babies replied, ‘but buy us a car first.’

How’s that?