Hi James! Love your blog and all things denial! I saw your post about the heart shape coming from the shape of bottoms. When I was a child in catholic school we were taught the heart shape was made up by St. Valentine. I was going to correct you. But then I googled. Turns out the leading theories of the origin are either the Silphium plant (used as an early contraceptive) or the shape of butts! Thanks for the history lesson! Trust catholic school to teach their own “clean” history. *shakes head*
I went to a Catholic school too. It explains a lot.