Hi James, I am a 22yr old virgin who came across your account by mistake. After following and reading through it, i realised that every “orgasm” I’ve had whilst masturbating was actually a ruin. Wtf. I feel like my life is a lie. What do I do now? Where do I go from here? What would you have me do? On a side note, where in the UK are you from? Just so I can imagine your accent whilst reading the posts.

Well, the good news is at least you know now! I had a 60 year old woman write to me with the same revelation once, imagine that…

In terms of what to do, you need to…

Oh wait a minute, accent right… I’m a well spoken English chap, grew up in Surrey mostly. I’ve been told I have a ‘voice for radio’, (I’m pretty sure it was voice, not face). I’m a singer too,  bass baritone, so quite a melodic voice, and you can imagine me whispering all these dirty things in your ear knowing that when I say ‘please’ it’s never because I’m asking.

Good enough?

So what you need to do, is cum. Cum a lot. For now. Get over the ‘living a lie’ thing and reframe it as ‘I appear to be a natural denial slut’.

I suggest fingers first time, if you can, then a vibe. It’ll take you some time to get used to keeping rubbing as you climax, but you will. If you’re little virgin pussy can handle it I suggest you get the dildo I recommend on my toys page and learn to cum from being fucked too. It’s ever so handy.

Just don’t get used to it.

A girl who’s ruined all her orgasms is destined to be a denial slut, don’t you think?

So be a good girl, get your hand between your legs, and start rubbing. Please.

PS Then again, some really fucked up little virgin sluts would find the thought of never having had a full orgasm a huge turn on, and would hope I’d actually tease them about it, tell them how good a full orgasm is, promise them to teach them, and then deny them anyway. Call them my little virgin ‘brand new in box’ denial slut and decide that’s how they should be kept. THAT kind of girl, well she needs to be brave and message me directly…