Hi! First of all, I love your blog. Second, in the really long ask with the ‘but wait, there’s more!’ memes what you is in the love honey ad? I’ve seen those and they look awesome but I forgot the name of them. Stay awesome??

Thanks so much! I’m guessing you meant ‘what toy’ (fucking autocorrect, amirite?).

You’re talking about this:

It’s the We-Vibe – We-Vibe 4 to be exact. And yes, it’s very cool, it slides inside you so one part sits on your mound and vibes your clit while the other does your g-spot. Even funkier is the fact it has an app that you, or someone else anywhere in the world can use to control it!

Awesome right? So I thought and nearly bought one last year until I read the Google Play store reviews of the app, which basically say it sucks – keeps disconnecting and has all kinds of problems.

You can get it with just a little remote but then you don’t get all the funky technoporn bonus value. So personally I’m sitting it out until their app developers get their shit together.