Hey James. My vibrator is dying and I can’t decide whether or not to replace the batteries yet. On the one hand, it kind of seems like a waste to not drain them entirely. On the other, I haven’t been able to reach a hard edge the past couple days. What do you think I should do?

Clearly it’s only environmentally responsible to use them up. So keep edging until it stops completely, and then no touching at all once it does.

Good girl.