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- Read this blog from beginning to end (of course)
- Watch porn
- Have a hot, relaxing bath (with porn playing in the background)
- Read erotica
- Write sexy stuff to ‘the man’
- Get sexy stuff back from ‘the man’
- Create a secret shared tumblr to put kinky stuff you find here into somewhere he can read it too
- Listen to some denial hypno like stuff from Vive Hypnosis
- Plug your butt or wear jiggle balls (if that’s in da rules)
- Hump stuff (again if allowed)
- Dress up sexy, yep just for you, or to take pics for him
- Watch porn