Hey James, I saw your caption there about the nudity at an art exhibition, and I dunno if anyone would find it interesting to know stuff like that does happen? Kinda… Being a broke art student and looking for job opportunities, I applied to one that had something to do with an art exhibition. I got an email back, they liked my CV and told me about the job, being a nude hostess at an exhibition, 3 days of work, 4 hours a day and over €2000 for the lot. Unfortunately I didn’t go for the job, as I don’t have the body confidence, but to anyone who’s interested, there are plenty of opportunities out there. Oh the joys of art, cheers, -E

Oh yeah, we just tell them it’s for an ‘art exhibition’ and they just strip off. It’s like magic. Just wait for the ‘performance pieces’ later!