Dammit I ALWAYS FORGET MENSTRUAL CUPS. My wife uses the fucking things, how do I not remember. Oh yes, because I have a penis and only bleed from shaving…
Thanks OP, you’re a star.
Also, only have sex with one in if the guy’s not got a big dick, or else he might come out looking like, well remarkably like this:
Dammit now I want a penis santa hat.