For the period anon – if you want close to 0 blood to deal with while you play with yourself I recommend a menstrual cup! I’ve had one in while I’ve been eaten out/I know some friends who wear them during sex and it keeps the blood in really well!!

Dammit I ALWAYS FORGET MENSTRUAL CUPS. My wife uses the fucking things, how do I not remember. Oh yes, because I have a penis and only bleed from shaving…

Thanks OP, you’re a star. 

Also, only have sex with one in if the guy’s not got a big dick, or else he might come out looking like, well remarkably like this:

Dammit now I want a penis santa hat.