Drinking wine with my family for Christmas Eve and I edged 3 times against the seam of my jeans, like serious edges, and I was the closest I’ve been to coming in AGES and I fucking screamed in front of everyone and everyone was like “what’s wrong” and I instinctively said “I was so close” and then realised what I said fml

Sweetheart, you are ever the shining example of how to take denial to another level. I love it!

Oh my dear cococun-t, whatever are we going to do with you? It’s just a few short weeks since we began this… what’s it going to be like in 12 months time when you still haven’t had a single orgasm?

I do wonder, when we get to the 1st January, 2017, and your year of denial is up, whether, just out of curiosity I’ll let you try to cum. And you’ll find, no matter how hard you try, you can’t. And through the frustration and tears, you’ll whisper ‘thank you’ to me for making your true desire a reality. 

The girl who never cums.

Read more on her blog, where you’ll find this Christmas photo she’s just shared. Merry Christmas one and all!